Archive for February, 2009

There’s No Way That’s His Daughter

February 13, 2009 in satire | Comments (0)

“Hi honey, whaddaya doing?”

“I’m emailing my real father.”

 

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College Quarterback Name Generator

in wordgames | Comments (0)

Every college quarterback every year has a name that sounds like an Anglo superhero porn star, like Johnny America or Trent Drake.  It’s almost a predictor of athletic success.  Parents, therefore, can increase the odds of birthing a future quarterback by utilizing the BMOC name generator below.  After all, nobody named Irving Kaminsky is ever winning the Heisman Trophy.

1. Select a First Name

2. Select a Last Name

 

 

Brock

Drucker

Heath

Braxton

Joe Robby

Carver

Kyle

Cain

Tommy

Blake

Drew

Denton

Chad

Stoker

Joel

Haverford

Robb

Tyler

Jeremiah

Rockingham

 

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